Description

This 100% cotton classic tee is perfect for announcing your priorities to the world. Whether you’re explaining why you’re booking your fourth cruise this year or why your browser history is 90% cruise deals, this shirt does the talking for you.

The Technical Stuff (Because Apparently That Matters):

• 100% cotton construction that’s softer than your resolve when cruise sales start
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (because grey needed to be special)
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester (commitment issues, clearly)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – substantial enough to last through multiple cruise ship laundry cycles
• Double-stitched seams because this shirt needs to survive your cruise enthusiasm

Fair Warnings:

• White might look slightly off-white, which is either a design feature or a manufacturing quirk
• Natural color comes with dark speckles throughout, because apparently even t-shirts have character flaws
• Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking for cruise recommendations
• May cause spontaneous browsing of cruise deals while doing laundry

Perfect for cruise ship casual dining, explaining your vacation budget to concerned relatives, or wearing to work while mentally planning your next floating escape. Because sometimes the best way to address your cruise addiction is to advertise it proudly.

Disclaimer: Shirt does not actually solve cruise problems, may in fact encourage more cruise bookings.